This game is not fun at all is what I am supposed to tell you all, so why do I recommend it? Because that was the whole point of the game. Then comes the final section of the game where you can honestly tell the makers of it hate you, the player, and everything you personally hold dear in your heart. The aerial combat is somewhat better but not as good as Panzeer Dragoon saga series, the magic and weapon system isn't fun, the games graphics are early PS2 levels, the music, while being atmospheric, sounds like someone completely went insane and decided to yell, 'FUCK IT!' and repeat the song over and over again with sheer insanity as his guide. The combat on the ground is slow and tedious, the render distance is awful. This game is not fun in even the slightest measures possible. which is going to be up to you due to one fact. Now, before I spoil anything, I will talk about gameplay and if I should recommend it to you folks. Listen, I won't spoil it for any of you, but if you do get this game, just learn that the writer is a giant troll. Oh, and I should also mention that Yoko Taro. Trust me when I say that Yoko Taro had a field day with this game. the amount of 'What the fuck'ery in this game is astounding. The evil empire also holding secrets as the batshit insane forces behind it try to bring the world to ruin by destroying the seals of the planet and bringing The Watchers to the realm. This game had enough balls to have this guy as a character ten years ago! Yoko Taro's balls must swing like boulders!Īll these dudes work alongside Caim as he ventures to kill off an evil empire alongside the forces of The Union army. Let me give you all a moment to realize how ballsy this was back in 2004! A year before Shadow of the Colossus started the 'games as art' movement. Also, his the least assholish person in the entire game. in any other game he would be the healer or holy knight, in this he is just a general magic user who also is.Ī pedophile shown in a sympathetic light. Leonard was the creation which honestly astounds me that he ever existed at all. Oh, and there is an entire stage devoted to killing child soldiers. Like, in a way where he obviously was surrounded by babies during a flight one time and was stuck listening to little brats for 8 hours non-stop levels, then when he went back home he wrote this games script in a single night and decided not to edit things out. hates children(Not sure if he does now, but he sure fucking did back in 2004!). I need to tell you about the writer of this game, Yoko Taro. No really, a lot of this stuff is really trippy in terms of pacts.) Like your voice, ovaries, sight, hair, or even aging. (If you make a pact with a magic creature you tend to lose something. Caim, in exchange for this pact so he would survive a wound, lost his voice. Red hates humans completely, and was basically forced into a magical pact with Caim otherwise they both would have died. Then the dragon, who I will not name because that is a spoiler, so I will call her Red. There is even a part in the game where you fight trolls and all he yells is that you must cleanse their filth from the land! The man is honestly a asshole. In other games he would be the healer, in this he does jack and shit, and his jacking is racism and his shit is doomsaying. In this game however Arioch is a completely psycho elf woman who eats human children as a delicacy! I am not joking. While there is the elf woman Arioch, in other games the elf character would be the wise one with badass magic spells but would keep to themselves. ![]() He is a complete tool and is known by fans as a huge pussy. ![]() Who in a regular JRPG would be a valued ally, in this game he is nothing more than a fucking pansy loser who can't handle the fact that he has no chance with Caims Sister Furiae. Then there is your first companion Inuart. His sister is a gate Guardian of the world and is madly in love with his brother. ![]() You know that dashing teenager who is out to save the world with Optimism? Well in Drakengard you play as Caim, a young man who is a complete sociopathic bloodlust filled maniac that enjoys blood, guts, and violence on every possible level. It means that Drakengard is a complete subversion of all the tropes you would ever find in a JRPG. Let me explain a bit more about what this means here. There is a reason why us fans of it call it the Neon Genesis Evangelion of video games. Why is this Dynasty Warriors/Panzer Dragoon clone so fucking weird? ![]() It is both at the same time at such a degree that Schrodinger's cat is flip flopping even more than usual inside that damn box! It is both systematically the worst and most interesting video game I have ever played. It is one of the weirdest video games I have honestly ever played. This is effectively the best explanation I can give of Drakengard. It's going to get fucking weird."Īnd yes people. To quote the famous written LP by Dark ID.
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